February 20th, 2009 by admin

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he’s getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined.  No matter how long it’s at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!”

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust “I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are,” he says. “You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.”

“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.”

The Londoner looks down in horror “FUCKING HELL!” he screams…….

“Where’s my Rolex????…”

Joke, Porsche

December 4th, 2008 by admin

This guy rides the same bus everyday. He admires the beauty of the nun who rides the same bus everyday.

The bus driver notices this and one day when the nun gets off at her usual stop, the bus driver calls him over and says, “I know how you can get her. Just dress up like a priest and put on a realistic mask so that she wont recognize you.

Then go to the grave where she prays every night and ask to fuck her in her ass, since its not against her beliefs.”

The man was excited to try this out. He went home and did just as the bus driver said. All dressed up and in his mask, he went to the graveyard of he church that night. Sure enough, the nun was kneeling and praying near a grave. He knelt down beside her and asked, “Sister, can I fuck you in your ass tonight?”

“I suppose father, since it isnt against our religion.” The guy takes her home and fucks the shit out of her ass. After he’s done, he takes off his mask and says “Ha! It’s me! the guy from the bus!”

The nun turns around and takes off her mask, “Ha! It’s me! The bus driver!!!”

Bus Ride, Joke