November 27th, 2008 by admin

Happy Thanksgiving.  Enjoy.

November 20th, 2008 by admin

That is definitely one player that I would not mind getting tackled by.  Enjoy!

November 19th, 2008 by admin

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”

How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

November 18th, 2008 by admin

Sorry it’s late, but here’s a great video of Carmen dressing up for Halloween. Enjoy!

November 16th, 2008 by admin

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girl gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My wife farted… bad, and I couldn’t brief.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my family gets in the car, there’s not mushroom .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girl wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
You told me you were goin’ to the store and July to me! Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market but she didn’t wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I have some cake to share with my wife- this is my piece and this is herpes.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn’t know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed with my girlfriend so I said harassment nothing to me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn’t cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club and my old lady got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey, I’m going to eat Paco’s food, tell me if juicy him.

November 12th, 2008 by admin

If I remember correctly, this was one of the videos that started it all. From about two or more years ago this girl popped onto the scene and just exploded. She’s freakin’ everywhere! Enjoy .

P.S – Can you believe that those things are real!? WTF?

November 12th, 2008 by admin

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighborhoods.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said.

“How much will you charge me?”

The blonde quickly responded, “How about $50?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?”

He responded, “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?”

The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes .”

A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. “You finished already?” the husband asked.

“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats – no extra charge.”

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

“And by the way,” the blonde added … “It’s not a Porch, It’s an Audi.”

November 12th, 2008 by admin

A short, but great video hosted on NothingToxic.com.  There are so many of these videos, it’s absolutely incredible trying to index and find them all.  Any videos that you have seen that aren’t up yet feel free to submit links in the comments section of any post and I’ll make sure to get them up.  Have any of you been able to catch Carmen online on CamWithHer.com for a live video chat?

Carmen Finally Returns with that Healthy Rack

It’s been a while; I was beginning to think Carmen just didn’t care anymore. But she does!

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November 9th, 2008 by admin

Someone threw together this compilation video of our sweet Carmen. Check it out.

November 5th, 2008 by admin

Holy Crap.